What you desire, I fear.


A 20-something college student. Champagne dreams and caviar wishes. Minnesota born, New York-minded. Soloist. Independent. Social butterfly, private wallflower. Studious. Reader. Writer. Outdoor lover. Single and not looking. Happily making my way through life.

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It’s been real summer, but I’m ready for you to be gizzone.

This has been one absurd, crazy, bizarre, pissy, pseudo-fun, dramatic and LONG summer. I’m more than ready for you to be gone. I’ve been off from the long haul classes since May-something. Earlier portion of the month than later. I had approx. 2 weeks off before the summer session stated. Long story short, I successfully completed one of the summer classes fully and got a refund on the others because of fucknut whackjob teachers who are more inclined to party than they were to teach.

.seriously.

Okay frat boy, what the fuck are you doing teaching when really all you want to do is chase tail, longnecks and volley 24/7? FUCK. So I ratted, bitched, flailed and perhaps yelled and got my monies back. But I did get heat exhaustion and a gnarly tan from a canoe/kayaking weekend that was all for school. Brought the GPA up to a sexy, pop-mah-collaz level and can now say my fat ass is actually quite buoyant. Woot.

Been hanging with GIRLfriends this summer. Something that was actually new to me and I see why now, with hindsight being 20/20 why I have not done this. Apparently I knew better before. HOLY FUCK are girls DRA.MA.TIC. No. Seriously. Most women? Completely nuts. Totally out-of-their-fucking-minds nuts. I count my blessings often that I don’t have to sit here and say “well shit, I’m kinda like that” because I will be blunt. I’ve made a point of it not to be dramatic.

I’ve made a flowchart of what I discern is the point in which women go crazy. Frankly, mix an unstable girl with a male and try producing a relationship = female loses her shit. I cannot stand the theatrics and dramatics anymore. I feel a “!!!!x1,000,000” is in order but I’ll spare you. I cannot for the life of me tolerate/stand/handle drama. Even legit drama is ridiculous. But the shit I’ve been dealing with on and off since this summer started? Can stop any time. Really, please.

I think I’ve managed to get a grip on it though and tell her to take a flying leap. Now before you go on thinking “oh, what a nice friend” .. keep in mind I’ve been dealing with this since May. Multiple hours a week, listening to the same ol story, complaints, and tried to make it better. I’ve wasted hours driving, given the best advice possible, listened hardcore for hours on end, texted back all hours of the night, met her late at night, distracted, helped, occupied her time, tried having her see on the bright side, built up her morale, even took her on a vacation up to the north shore to occupy her mind.. so I’ve done a lot.

And after all that, and even startling dramatic revelations (that I for one saw coming a mile away) it still does nothing to remove her from this situation. You know me. School is coming up. College is the MOST important thing in my life. When college is in picture, friends and bullshit take a backburner. I knew this “relationship” she was in was nowhere near over despite classes coming up again, so I tried helping her see what was going to happen. She’s let a guy fuck her over with school before, says never again.. I’ve tried warning her about consequences to actions. Never knew 20 was so young and stupid. I’m almost 25.. it’s amazing to think how much of a difference there is in 5 years. She WILL end up pregnant with a dumb animals kid, with nothing to show for herself accept a WIC card and welfare checks.

I love being ME.

Aside from that ridiculous drama which I FINALLY squashed (re: in the form of 2 days worth of texting since she doesn’t know how to answer a phone) I’m done. My words were blunt and perhaps “harsh” but I never censor myself. I am how I am and I don’t apologize or give a damn if they hurt you. I expect honesty from my friends, I want it, and I owe them no less than the truth. No matter how badly it hurts to hear it. It’s a respectable attribute than you don’t find all that often these days. I’ve always sworn to my girlfriends that when they start changing or getting weird because of a guy, I’ll tell them. I’ll always speak truths. She’s just another person that can’t handle them. Funny thing is, she expects me to stick around and follow this bullshit story. My GPA, Medical Career and LIFE is more of a priority than to understand her ‘little monkey’ and why they are the way they are.

Troubling thing is too, she had potential to being a great girlfriend. I only have a small few that I deem good girlfriends. Matter of fact, I can count the number on one hand. I hate females. They’re so much drama. My best friend is a rare exception, I think we compliment each other very nicely. I’m brass balls and crazy (in the good way) and she’s no bullshit and independent. I all kinds of love her.

SO anyway. This summer has been dramatic. And I cannot wait for school. Just start so I can ignore life again and have a good excuse. Plz? kthx.

Things to speak of when feeling inclined:

- Canoeing/Kayaking trip
- Camping up north
- BON Buddies
- California Screamin’
- DADDY?